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"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
"Now THAT is a great farm dog!"
"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."
"I love a good cow-pat."
"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."
"I paid a hundred for this dog. Part collie and part bull."
"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"
"He can't be very good, look at his face."
"An ASBO for sheep worry isn't fair - I was only following orders!"
Tags:asbo, asbos, anti-social behaviour order, anti-social behaviour orders, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, shepherd, shepherds, working farm, working farms, order, orders, sheepdog trial, sheepdog trials, trial, trials, crimes, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, farm dog, farm dogs
"Well, technically, I'm a young "Old English Sheepdog"..."
"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."
'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'
'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'
Dog rounding up people in vet's waiting room.
'You're supposed to herd 'em, not tree 'em!'
'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'
'Look at the slop he's feeding that poor dog.'
'And a Moo Moo here and a Moo Moo there, a Quack Quack here and a Quack Quack there! I'm sick of it... I want peace and quiet!...'
"It was fun rolling in the mud with you yesterday, but boy did I get in trouble with Master afterwards!"
"Look, I've tried accounting. I've tried computer programming. . . If I can't make it as a sheep dog, there's nothing else for me."
Tags:career plan, career plans, career path, career paths, career advancement, career advancements, dog, dogs, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, computer programming, computer programmer, computer programmers, career change, career changes, farm dog, farm dogs, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds
"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"
Tags:respect, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, farm dog, farm dogs, farm animal, farm animals, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, disrespect, manure, manures, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cow, cows, cattle, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, reputation, reputations
"I hate myself, I lie all the time: I tell the ewes that the shepherd sends the lambs to a holiday resort every year..."
Tags:butcher, butchers, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, slaughter-house, slaughter house, lie, lies, liar, liars, dishonesty, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, shepherd, shepherds, farmdog, farm dog, farm dogs, dog, dogs, sheep farm, sheep farms, lamb, lambs, sheep farming, working dog, working dogs
"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."
Tags:nature calls, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, bathroom, toilet break, toilet breaks, loo break, loo breaks, sheepdog, sheepdogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, sheep, sheeps, farm, farms, farm dog, farm dogs, farmer, farmers, farming, second in command, 2nd in command, deputize, deputise, deputising, deputizing