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Dog flap in the fridge.
'No thanks. I read somewhere that late night snacking can be bad for your health.'
"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"
"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."
"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"
"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"