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"How small will he get?"
"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."
"I'd call that more a 'catastrophic life-threatening plummet' of the tongue than a 'slip.'"
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
'Your husband was in the rough...I mean...it was rough going there for a while, but he played through, um, pulled through just fine and the operation left only one small divot...er...uh...scar that barely shows.'
'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'
'You'll do just fine at this job, Son. It's one that can be done by any idiot ... '
'I see a tall dark strangler...Oh sorry, stranger!'
"It was a slip of the tongue! - I didn't mean to call you 'Your Alleged Honor'!"
"Dude, I thought you liked horror movies."
'I almost said what I really meant!'
It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)
'A Crow Pas'
'You can't say that all your campaign promises were slips of the tongue!'
'...Is this thing still on?!'
'Come on Morty, it's time to put you to sleep - bed! I meant bed!'
"Deleted, I'm sure."