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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'
St. George and the Dragon
"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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"Whoa, our cartoonist is named after the patron saint of bulk email - St. Francis of a Cc."
'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'
'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'
Saint Patrick in a Basket
"Now, where'd that snake go?"
If St. Patrick had actually driven the snakes out of the Island of Ireland...
"He couldn't even drive us out himself?!"
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'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'
"After this one let's get out of here."
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Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us
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Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'
St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland
Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?
"What do you think of wearing a green collar for St. Patrick's Day?"
'I thought St. Patrick's Day was about the wearin' of the green.'
'I've got a bunch of followers. I can't vouch for their quality.'
'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'
"This is the patron saint of my profession."
'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'
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'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...