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'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'
"Anti-corrosion coating be damned - this stuff would taste great with fish."
"Now over to Simpson for a biogenetics division update."
'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'
Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'
'To combat the rising sea levels we construct thousands of desalination plants to suck up the water.'
'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'
'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'
Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'
Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'
'The fifth virus today-Gentlemen-I suspect cybertage!!'
" I think we need to understand the dynamics of what's actually happening here"