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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
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Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'
'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'
"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."
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Buzzfeed Does The Bible
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'I don't exercise religiously.'
"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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Cow sits on man lying on a bed of nails.
'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'
'I play golf religiously. . .Every Sunday.'
'he really shouldn't do that with his verrucas.'
'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'
'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'
'By following this diet religiously, do you mean Christmas and Easter'
The Three WI-FI men.
'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?'
'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'
'I am not your 'fine feathered friend'!'
'God's dead. We're closed.'
'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'