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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."
"There go our snow days!"
"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."
"For heaven's sake, man - don't be so plaintive! You just have a cold! It won't kill you!"
'I'd have been home earlier, but I stepped on some gum.'
'The trick is to get home without stepping on any crackheads on the pavement.'