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"Why is living my best life so fattening?"
Women weighing herself with balloons.
Former Wrestlers: "Think of it this way....you made weight, again."
'Mom, how does the digestive system work?'
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"I think I need to diet. I have to binge watch just to look at all of me."
'When was the last time your team carried you off the field, coach?'
"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."
"Now you know why they hide those things away in closets."
'As your weight-loss counselor, I must advise you to stop thinking of eating as a hobby.'
'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'
"Oh my, you look so lovely today! Have you put on some weight?"
'I got a laptop for my birthday...'
'Be careful when you step on the scale, dear. I wouldn't want you to break it.'
'You've doubled your weight, that means I'm only married to half of you.'
"Pregnant? I just thought I went off my diet!"
"No, you still look fat."
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"They say 'grazing' is healthier than eating 3 large meals. . . if that's true, why are we so @%&! FAT?!"
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"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."
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"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"
"XThe candy has gone straight to my butt."