On Paper Cartoons and Comics

"On paper I'm crazy."

"At least on paper, you're pretty impressive."

'I was wealthy on paper, but when I went broke it was in real dollars.'

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

'We're doing well on paper - Unfortunately, our creditors are demanding payment in real dollars.'

'Before you get to your oral argument, can you prepare a written motion?'

'I'm a 'nice doggie,' eh? -- Can I get that in writing?'

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'