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The Wunderkind At Work
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"I'm not talking to you as your lawyer - I'm talking to you as your best friend."
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"Excuse me, sir. I am prepared to make you a rather attractive offer for your square."
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"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"
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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney
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"First time, long time."
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"Since when do we warm up the crowd with jokes?"
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."
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'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'
"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"Gracie, you're the smartest person I know."
"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"
"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"
"Gonzalez? Are you related to Cathy Gonzalez? She's my second cousin!"
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"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"
"Look, Officer Gonzalez, I'm sure you can give me a break. I mean...our names end the same... You Gonzalez...me Bermudez..."
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