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Fetching the Ball
"Go visit Grandpa's web site."
"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."
'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'
'I'm sorry, Mr. Moore. Your son is in meetings for the rest of his career. You should have thought about this years ago.'
"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."
'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'
"I tossed a baseball with my son."
'He's loyal, but there's a price.'