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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
Acts of God
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
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God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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'I'm afraid, unless you can show proof you're employed by God, I'll have to deny this claim.'
"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."
"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
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"Act of God? Not a problem—we sue God."
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Every cloud has a silver lining...
'My house was blown to Smithereens!'
'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'
Acts of God and Acts of the Devil
Cards for all occasions.
"I'm about to shake things up at WW Global. Inc!"
'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'
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'I'm afraid your house insurance didn't cover a wolf blowing it down.'
"Just phone Mr.Fry and tell him the claim's been rejectedbecause the damage was deemed an 'Act of God'."
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'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'
'I'm getting flooded with spam.'
Moore, OK: No 'Act of God'.
Floods of biblical proportions.