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Stay in school.
'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'
"I brought a note explaining why I showed up today!"
'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'
'Of course I'm against praying in school -- I don't want playing hooky to put my soul in danger!'
'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'
This is outrageous! You should be in school! I'm only four!