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"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'
'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'
"You're going to get the measles..."
"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."
'Most of our parents wanted to get it over with.'
'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'
'That's the fun thing about babies. Hard as they try, they can't tell you.'
"At least you match the curtains." (Sick child).
'I hope you're happy. I have chicken pox.'
'No, you may not connect the dots!'
Pediatrician's office features catch of the day: German Measles.
Poor Bobby has the Measlies.
'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'