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"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'If food products were honestly labeled...'
Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.
"Oh, and they found metal fragments in our chicken wings again. We're altering the label to say they're now higher in iron."
Where ground turkey comes from...