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"Maybe he can't swim."
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Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall
"He just realized by walking on clouds he's finally able to walk on water."
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'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'
Peter pranks the other Apostles...
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'Lord we worship the water you walk on.'
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu
Keep Off The Grass and Keep Off the Water Too
Jesus the comedian.
A man runs on the water from a shark.
Man on a desert island realizes that the water around him is shallow.
Jesus was also an avid mountain-biker.
'It's no miracle - it's just solid industrial waste.'
Jesus water skiing!
Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.
If Jesus had to find himself a job...
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
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"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."
Jesus the original paddleboarder.
Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.
Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.
Jesus walking on water 2014 as a result of pollution
Jesus fishing and walking on water.
'These days it wouldn't be such a miracle for Jesus to walk on water.'