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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
Anderson, if you think you can get out of the deadline by spontaneously combusting, you're sadly mistaken."
"So now all of a sudden you're Mr. Spontaneous?"
'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'
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We see this on occasion...someone self-actualizes and becomes empowered simultaneously and they spontaneously combust.'
'You gotta give him credit for having the courtesy to come out here before spontaneously combusting.'
'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'
"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
'Maybe we should have listened when he complained about the flourescent lighting.'
'The contest to see who could throw the hardest escalated until they both burst into flames. Now my freshly manicured infield is ruined, thank you very much.'
"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."
'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'
"That's the first spontaneous thing Stephen's done for years!"
'Couldn't you just spontaneously combust!'
Man's oath in the courtroom sets the bible on fire.
"I'll say one thing for Muriel - she certainly knows how to spontaneously combust!"
'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'
"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"
'So you believe your chronic bed-wetting was driven by a fear of spontaneous combustion.'