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"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
'Let him have it!'
'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'
Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'