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"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"
"I expect a speedy recovery,"
'I'm not a visitor - just next in line for that bed when you've done with it.'
"You can't put me on hold- you're my secretary."
"As you can see, we've transferred your husband from intensive to casual care."
Hospital signs directing 'Impatients' and 'Outpatients.'
'...And how are you managing without me at home?'
Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.