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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
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"Blue-cheese, Thousand Island or Paul Newman?"
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."
'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'
"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"
"Ranch, creamy Italian, French, or global?"
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'Hot compresses! Won't cold compresses do?'
"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
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'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'
'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'
"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house dressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."
'After you with the camouflage.'
'Be honest, honey. Does this dressing make my butt look big?'
'What do you want on your salad... oil and vinegar or the house dressing?' 'What's the house dressing?' 'Oil and vinegar.'
'New for slimmers, Hundred Island dressing'
'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'
'I'll give you extra pocket money if you help me wash the scar.'
'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'
Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.