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"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."
'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'
I don't like to waste my GP's time so I always make sure there's something wrong with me when I see him!
"It's 5 o'clock already! Where did the day go?"
"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."
'I've got a blister on my little toe.' - 'Is it infected?' - 'Not really.' - 'Just put a plaster on it, then.' - 'Would I be eligible for 'shop mobility' in the mean time?' - 'Get out!'
"I only want to deal with people with genuine medical problems."