Crossed Wires Cartoons and Comics

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"You want 'country club', you've got to signal 'country club'."

'I'm afraid you're for the high-jump Henderson!'

'I'm afraid you've come through on the wrong line, you want the appointments desk.'

'Palms Read.'

'Right, pay attention, this is the man we want taken out.'

Does this mean I'm hired?

1815 - Poor Napoleon got this idea he was going to St Helens.