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"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."
"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."
"Waiter! Two cognacs and one new liver please."
'I just realized that the average age of all my old friends' is 'dead'.'
"I only drink so I can forget about the damage it is doing to my system."
"I can always tell when it gets close to Christmas. My liver starts to quiver."
Cirrhosis of the Quiver.
'Be careful what you wish for! I once wished for whiskey and women and guess what I got - Hepatic cirrhosis and syphilis!'
'I am now legally obliged to offer counselling with your purchases!'
'My health has been ruined by too much drinking to other people's health!'
A man as good as his liver.