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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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Mr. Clean Enough
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Where Will It All End?
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"We believe in the concept of public education."
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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"The only ghosts you need fear are the ghosts of your past—which will gnaw away at your soul, riddle you with self-doubt, and ultimately sap you of your will to live."
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"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."
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"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"
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