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'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'
'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'
Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.
"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.
"Don't worry, we'll soon have that grumbling appendix out."
"Appendicitis is Latin for inflamed pen."
'It's his appendix. I'm afraid we'll have to edit.'
'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'
'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'
Christian scientist with a appendicitis ahead (Please do not laugh.)
"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"
'...Or, if you can't afford a bypass right now, how about I put you down for an appendectomy?'
"Remember I'm on your side."
"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"