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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.
"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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"O.K., Larry, out with it-who's Mom?"
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'I hate snowboarders!'
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'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'
"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."
'I see the neighbours have got fire and the wheel...'
Envy, gluttony, green and lust.
Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.
"Sure, the economy's good for you. YOU have a job!!!"
"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."
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"And, furthermore, if you think for one damn minute I'm going to put up with your lousy shenanigans..."
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'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'
"They've just got a better grade of grass over there!"
The envy inside a box of cereal
'Don't mind him. He's just an 'X' who's jealous of 'U'.'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'I'm sorry, Joe. . . it's just frustrating that men loose weight so much easier than women.'
'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'
'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'
'I wish I were the smartest person in the whole world.'
"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."
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'Don't you see, Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 batting average dangerous, and feared it would bring about resentment.'
'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.