Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
Spit roasted meat.
Hairyman would rely only on his god-given abilities to repel evil.
'Look, it's not my place to tell you how to live your life, but we picked up your scent from 30 miles away.'
"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"
Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell
Tags:hygiene, bad hygiene, sweat, sweats, sweaty, pit, pits, armpit, armpits, arm pit, arm pits, stink, stinks, stinky, body odor, body odors, bo, body odour, body odours, hygienic, unhygienic, poor hygiene, boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing ring, boxing rings, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists, fighter, fighters, fighting, fight, fights
"I see your brother's here for the long weekend."
"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."
Tags:bathtime, bath time, bath times, tubby time, bathtub, bathtubs, wash, washes, washing, clean, cleans, child, kid, kids, son, sons, boy, boys, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mother's day, mothers day, mother's day card, mother's day cards, feet, dirt, personal hygiene, poor hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, dirty feet
'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'
Tags:personal hygiene, good hygiene, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, sneeze, sneezing, sneezes, cold, colds, nose, noses, good manner, good manners, bad manners, impolite, kitchen, kitchens, bacteria, germ, germs, cold germ, cold germs, liver, livers, cooking, cook, cooks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'When he licks you, it means he likes you.'
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, good hygiene, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, butt sniffing, butt sniffer, but sniffers, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, friendly dog, friendly dogs, dog lick, dog licks, dog kiss, dog kisses, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Yeah, he's a teenager now. The odd age when he doesn't want to bathe anymore..."
Tags:hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, hippo, hippos, teenager, teenagers, teen-ager, teen-agers, teen-age, teenage, son, sons, bath, baths, shower, showers, showering, hygiene, hygienic, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, bathes, water, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, water dweller, water dwellers, bathe, clean, cleans, cleanse, cleanses, cleansing
"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."
Tags:family, mothers, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, overprotective, overprotect, overprotects, over-protective, over-protect, over-protects, kid, kids, children, beach, summer, vacation, ocean, swimming, swim, swims, hygiene, sanitary, sanitation, unsanitary, oceans, sea, seas, protective, protect, protects, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, poor hygiene
"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"
Tags:baldo, teenage, teenager, teenagers, teenage boy, teenage boys, shower, showers, showering, save energy, saves energy, saving energy, bathe, bathes, bathing, bath, baths, hygiene, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, smell, smells, smelly, body odor, body odour, adolescent, adolescent son, adolescent sons
"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."
"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."
"Dude, you're room's a mess! Gross! Is that your underwear?"
"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"
Tags:baldo, salad, salads, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch lady, lunch ladies, chicken finger, chicken fingers, food hygiene, hygiene, poor hygiene, student prank, student pranks, prank, pranks, vegetarian, vegetarians, additive, additives, meat additive, meat additives, frozen food, frozen foods, preservative, preservatives, contaminant, contaminants, vegetarian, vegetarians, meat, meats, low quality food, low quality foods
"Thank you for inviting me on your camping trip. Nothing beats sharing a camping adventure with your best bro!"
Tags:baldo, underwear, underpants, change of underwear, camp, camps, camping, camping trip, camping trips, roughing it, teen, teenage boy, teenage boys, adventure, out in nature, camping trip, camping trips, bro, bros, best friend, best friends, best mate, best mates, intimate, intimacy, hygiene, hygiene issue, hygiene issues, poor hygiene, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"
Tags:baldo, smell, smells, smelly, body odor, body odour, bo, strong, strongest, family photo, family photos, family photo album, family photo albums, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, muscles, strength, strong, strongmen, strongman, muscles, take a bath, taking a bath, bath, bathes, bathing, poor hygiene, unhygienic
"Never play on the monkey bars after peanut butter and jelly day."
'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'