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"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"
"That's crap we inherited. That's our crap. We'll let the grandkids sort it out."
"It's good news Mr. meek - according to this, you HAVE actually inherited the Earth...!"
'He had a forune in intellectual property, and yes, he DID take it with him.'
'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'
'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'
'Still don't know why she left half the moeny to the dogs home.'
Arlot Carlisle III - Third Generation 'Old Money'.
Child protects planet with umbrella.
'When I said 'Let's spend the kids' inheritence'...I didn't mean on them!'
"And Dave, you receive Mildred's visual basic control collection."
'You say these were your grandmothers?'