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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
"Should I use a coaster?"
'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'
'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'
The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'
'Why is it when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?'
'What do you mean, where's the little boy's room?... You know where we shit.'
'What's going on here?' - 'I told you she was stupid.'
Is the Pope a Catholic, Does a Bear Crap in the Woods?