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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
"They could at least have hanged us in effigy!!"
Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror
"I was going to use a voodoo doll, but decided to skip the middleman
"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."
'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'
'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'
"Honestly! Syria, Egypt, Iraq! Is there anyone in the world who can actually make a decent effigy?"
"Your back muscles are loosening up, but I sense by your expression that you're still too tense."