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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"
"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."
"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"
"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."
"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."
The First Home Lighting Store.
'That's where your foul smell is coming from luv, it's possessed.'
'Home Appliance Maintenance.'
"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"
Home Appliances Marathon