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"Those days are over. I pretty much sit around now and collect my royalties."
'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.'
"Computers, cell phones, DVD players - we didn't have any of those things in my day."
"First they made movies that were silent. Then they made movies that talked. Now they make movies that stink."
"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."
"But Daddy, a lot of things have changed since you were a kid...computers, cell phones, discovering fire!"