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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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Magical box of chocolates.
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"They're from David. He's been so much more considerate since I shot him."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, gift, gifts, present, presents, considerate, caring, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, flowers, bouquet, conflict, conflicts, domestic dispute, domestic disputes, shot, shooting, violence, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor
"Let's just do the top layer."
"I know you don't really eat candy, so, it's empty."
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'Natural selection box'
'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'
'How can eating a two pound box of chocolates make me gain five pounds?'
"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"
'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'
"How'd your math test go?"
Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,
Chocolate Weight Watcher.
'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'
'Life is like a box of chocolate-covered ants!'
'Of course I believe in love at first sight! That's what happened when I opened my first boy of chocolates.'
"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."
"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."
"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. But someone's already taken all the nice soft-centered ones."