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'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'
"Due to cuts in the procurement budget we'll have to delay your operation until we get a hit online for your new hip!"
Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."
"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetiere."
'Could I have the hip you took out, I want to make it into a flask.'
'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'
Suggestion: Don't bungee jump after having hip replacement surgery.
"Hip Op? I thought you meant we were going to a hip-hop dance. . ."
"Your hip operation.... April fool!"