Hireling Cartoons and Comics

'I'm firing you, I'm also firing the person that hired you.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'Stop complaining. You knew it was an entry-level position when we hired you.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

'Your prowess as a mouser got you this job. You're needed in the break area right away.'

'Shabby? I don't see anything shabby about your resume.'

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

'WOHOOO! They hired me for the double role!'

"Peterson, we thought we were getting new blood when we hired you, but you haven't bled much."