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"Your skin is enlarged."
'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'
'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'
Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.
'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'
"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."
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Eureka! Great medical news!: 'Remember the 'heartbreak of psoriasis? Those people today are happy, happy, happy!'
Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.
The Elephant Man sees a specialist
"Mind if I shoot through?"
'I'm always looking for inner symbolism, and you the dermatologist, are always looking for skin diseases.'
Xerosis: Effects of a lifetime of photocopier abuse.
'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'
Spot the difference
'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'
'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'
'Spread it on, lick it off.'
"You go first. If there's a flesh-eating virus in there, I want it to be well-fed."
"On the surface there's nothing wrong with you."
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"You have hives."
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