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"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"
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"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
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"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
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"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."
'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'
Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.
'I think it might be wine.'
An overachieving headless chicken.
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"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."
'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'
'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'
Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher
'Notice the weight Charlene's put on lately? She's either pregnant or headed for the old chopping block.'
'Being a waiter sure beat Howie's last job: hook man in the slaughterhouse.'
'Sometimes Bessy still wondered if not going to Chicago on the cattle car with the others had been best.'
Was she worth it? Bud knew that dating the butcher's daughter was risky.
'It's an arm...a human arm!'
'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'
"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."
what did you do to butcher swenson
A rump of butchers