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Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
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"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."
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'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
"Then the little bastards went and made a house out of brick!"
'Put some puff into it Smithers! And don't forget my birthday wish this year!'
Wolf calls a lock smith.
"Can I interest you in our anti huff and puff damage policy?"
Wolf blows down house to reveal pig sitting on toilet.
The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.
'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'
'Say you want to huff and puff and blow a house in...there's an app for that.'
'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll inform the building regulators.'
"Your dad was here earlier, but left in a huff ??" and a puff."
'It's all here in the fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.
'Be reasonable - would you rather we were plagued with swarms of gnats and flies?'
The big bad wolf!
The three pigs...House of bricks.
'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!'
A surf lifesavers joke.
The Big Bad Wolf gets tired of all that huffing and puffing.
'Fantastic - you've just hit a puff ball about 200 yards!'
'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'