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For their safety, many colleges require that parents put on airbags before they are told what the school's tuition is.
'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'
'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'
'Do you believe those idiots in HR screwed up our uniforms again?'
'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'
'At Rapunzel's? Sweetheart, I've been at the office. Why would you even ask such a thing?'
'Again Carl? Really?? Just once this little piggy'd like to have lasagne.'
'I get a lot of job offers..'
'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'
'Amy, you won't believe what it's like up here... any messages?'