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'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'
'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'
'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'
Grandma Dean looked at Bobby. Bobby looked at Grandma Dean. Someone wet the bed, but a confession was not in the cards.
'I had a little accident in my bed...'
Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!
My waterbed broke! Your hotel room doesn't have a waterbed.
'Here's your, he-he-he, here's your warm milk Santa!'
'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'
'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'
'I just invented the bed yesterday, and already he's wetting it!'
"No,silly - of course Daddy's not a bed wetter!"
"Train 'em young that's what I say."
"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."
"Tommy Jenkins, if you give me a ticket I'll tell everyone in pre-school that you wet the bed!"