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How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."
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"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
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'I don't care what the TSA guy at the airport told you, it's not cancerous.'
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
"Congratulations! I think we got it all."
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The Eight Original Dwarves
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"You have the most adorable lesions in your lungs."
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'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'
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"Don't listen to them, our kind of smoking is fine. It's cigarettes that are dangerous for your health..."
"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"
"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"
'Dammit, Harry, I told you those things would kill you one day.'
'No, thanks. I'm trying to quit.'
'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'
'I like smoking. It gets me outside.'
'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'
'The tumor looks like and is as big as a Golf ball? Hmmm... don't you think a 7-iron would do better, dear colleague?'
'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'
Throughout history, many animals have played a key role in the development of medical science.
'I don't have to tell you that cigarette are bad for your health.'
On the bright side, Bob hadn't smoked a cigarette in 3 days.
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