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Despite recent uncertainty, analysts said today they will continue to make predictions.
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
'There's been a slight devaluation.'
"I once had a firm foothold in reality, but I found that it seriously undermined my ability to function as a financial market analyst."
'I used to be a financial analyst - but all my predictions of economic meltdown came true!'
'Sorry, we just filled our Financial Analyst position, but we do have an opening in Sacrificial Lambs.'
"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."
"It's a good time to buy risky stocks. Right now our analysts don't see anything that could spook the markets."