Newsletters Cartoons and Comics

"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

Mr. McSlushy's Holiday Update

"If you were stranded on a desert island, what financial newsletter would you want?"

The media has distracted us with the 'controversy' over Ron Paul's old newsletters.

"Remember, Helen, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

'If I see one more quote from a source not wanting to be identified, I'm canning our company newsletter.'

'Get up and do something, George, so I can put it in our Christmas letter.'

Human Cull: People who send Christmas news letters that detail all their health problems in the last year.

"Frankly, the 'Beehive News' is boring: It's all about work, work, work..."

The Company Newsletter

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

'The food's inedible, the beatings, merciless, and the rats, voracious - but the monthly newsletter is splendid.'

'Our readers just are not very articulate.'

"No, really, we publishing titans do value the opinion of a newsletter editor."

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Got anything to contribute to this month's marriage newsletter?"

'...And then, all the investment newsletter I was subscribing to went bankrupt!'