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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."
"How can I put this so you'll understand? Late last night...your grandfather...ran out of 1Ups."
"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
Funeral Directors: 'Morning Madam, why the long face?'
'Morning Madam, why the long face?'
'How's my brother? No change, I'm afraid - he's still dead...'
"Gregorio asked you to marry him!"
"I thought about it...I even thought about my honeymoon! Can you imagine?! But Gregorio made me realize I'm not here for you. I'm here for me! I love having my own room...I love tending my garden..."
'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color
'OK lads, carry on upstairs to the toilet bowl.'
'How cute, a death in the family.'