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'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
"... but when the broadcasting company sent him $5,000 for his first script we laughed out of the other side of our mouths."
'Still think tough times never last?'
Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.
''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'
Sorry Father, as you can see the Asian were right... Hi hi hi!
What's the matter, baby? Henry says he's an atheist, Mum. He doesn't believe in hell. Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.
'The kid was right! There WAS a monster under his bed!'