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"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
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"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."
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"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"
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"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"
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Echo Valley - "Okay who's shout is it?"
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"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"
"I told him it was his round. But, he just keeps telling me that I'm 'speaking with forked tongue'!"
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'After you. So courteous, he always lets me in first, so I have to buy the first round.'
Proof: Cats are more independent, but dogs are man's best friend.
Next Round indicator
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"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."
Darwin's theory of natural selection
"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"
"What do you mean: 'Can I have another glass of lemonade'?... It's your round!"
"Relax dear, it was just a nightmare. You don't really have to buy a round of drinks."
The Three Musketeers, while being noble and brave, were incredibly cheap.
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"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"
"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"