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Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
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'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."
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"Now how can we make this problem fit one of our solutions?"
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A history of "high" fashion for old guys.
"As C.E.O., I try to look at the big picture, while J.G., as president, sees to the day-to-day operations."
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"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."
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'Now suppose you tell me what the problem was before you tried to fix it.'
Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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"We're putting out this red carpet for the plumber."
'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'
'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'
'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'
'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'
"Why not walk outside, get on your bike, ride to the store, buy some milk, and bring it back home?"
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Fix it company,
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
"I heard he had a ghostwriter."
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