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My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts
'It's worse than reported. Contact the E.P.A., notify the coastguard, and from now on make sure Pauly D swims with his head above water.'
Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.
'Don't worry. I'm not a vampire. I just haven't washed my hair in a while. And I've been turning up my collar since high school.'