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"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."
"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"
Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.
"Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption..."
Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.
'Up in the air I go flying again'
'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'
'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'