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"I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got."
"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
'Rolling up your sleeves doesn't really make you a man of the people.'
"I wasn't invited to this great party. That proves I'm not a Washington Insider."
"Relax, Smithers. I put my pants on one leg at a time like any other man. Except like now, of course, when I'm not wearing any."
"There's a sucker born every minute, and we're down in the polls??? Why aren't we reaching these people???"